A Muse of Fire
Is your lustrous black hair cascading down? A magical waterfall of gloom and destruction
Yeah, I lost mine, too.
On this page we have all the lyrics to all of the songs never really written by the best worst band of all time.
Like these guys…

…But closer to these guys

What? You can’t find them? Yeah. Neither can we.
In fairness, to really explore the non-event/dark matter that is Wacky Wacky, we would need to divide time into three sweet slices. Note: at the macro level, universal time can also be divided this way: BW (Before the Wack), WA (Wack Attack!), AD (After Death of Wack). But back to biznazz.
What you want - Nay, need - lies buried somewhere in the pages of Time. Please choose your tome below.